Zuzuqui – a (not quite) recently discovered species, its habitat is unknown and appears out of nowhere. His laser eyes gives him an agressive look. Don’t feel guilty if you haven’t invited him at your party, it isn’t necessary, he will simply pop up, will greet you as if nothing happened and ask how much you paid for your new shirt. If you’ll mention a high price, he will fall in a deep depression and send you menacing text messages in the middle of the night.


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